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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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uberchain:

andersam5:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

I would pay Valve so much money for a game with this

Hire him for the next Portal fangame that gets greenlit. Somebody fund this.

djsckatzen:

withincryosleep:

A bouquet of severed hands. How lovely!

this is so sick

djsckatzen:

withincryosleep:

A bouquet of severed hands. How lovely!

this is so sick

digitonicelectronic:

digitonicelectronic:

AHHHH SOMEONE CAPTURED IT AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CON

Reblogging again because I still can’t believe I ran into the perfect Static when I was Richie. He even pointed out we matched seasons it was just so perfect.

digitonicelectronic:

digitonicelectronic:

AHHHH SOMEONE CAPTURED IT AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CON

Reblogging again because I still can’t believe I ran into the perfect Static when I was Richie. He even pointed out we matched seasons it was just so perfect.

stoicjonsie:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

I lost it at “Michael Alone”

sagalibratic:

oh look theyre both entry level garbage

polosweater:

bishopmyles:

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brah! lmao

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

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Samsung is taking shots

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

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Samsung is taking shots

legalizememes:

it gets grainier and worse in quality every time I see it holy shit

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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