DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
A low-tech culture discovers an immense, ancient robot lying in rest near their city. No one knows where it came from, who created it, or even what it is, but when their bravest explorers draw near enough to touch it, the machine wakes, rises, and begins to wander.
The people are terrified at…
"Lemonhope’s Got Feet" reference GIF by storyboard artist Steve Wolfhard
The Adventure Time season five finale Billy’s Bucket List premieres Monday, March 17th at 7pm.
Find out the answer to Finn’s question and at least one more.
"at least one more."
"Derinkuyu’s underground city [built around the eighth century B.C.] was discovered in the 1960s in Turkey, when a modern house above ground was being renovated. Much to the relief of everyone present, the 18-story underground city was abandoned and not swarming with mole people." #CrackedClassic
I have an idea for a horror movie. And since it’s in Turkey, we should cast a bunch of lily-white people to star in it.
Derinkuyu starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper
Derinkuyu starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Powder
Derinkuyu starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Keira Knightley
Derinkuyu starring Jeremy Piven and a beam of pure energy.
Proud to signal boost the Derinkuyu fandom any way we can.