Why...

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it." - The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

Hey Jax. I recently joined my local fitness studio and now I'm trying to eat more healthy. Do you have any tips?

jaxblade:

Well Massy Remember what I said last time about modifying tasty food to be more healthy? Rememebr you see what makes it unhealthy and then you think how can I fix that heres an example

What makes Burgers unhealthy?

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They are either Fried or Broiled and all the grease still soaks in them, They have all these fatty condiments and they served on White Bread.

How to Fix

Use Whole wheat bread for the buns, Use Lean Ground beef and mold your own patties then bake the meat or grill it on a george foreman grill, Don’t use so many fattie condiments and add your veggies and fat free cheese and Voila image

A burger that can actually benefit you through out the day. Honestly I can do this with any savory food someone has a question how to fix ^_^

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER